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everets:

the smallest thing in the world is an ant and thats why ants cant eat. becasue nothing will fit

Beard boy

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drarna:

everyone knows the old joke where you attach the caption “an old pic of me” to a photograph of a sperm cell, but to get some REAL laughs, take the joke even further by attaching the same caption to a picture of your father’s testicles

I miss Andrew I’m gonna cry aw
Andy come back

What a sweet man

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youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

ronaldreagay:

started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

drunkblogging:

every day a white boy buys an acoustic guitar thinking he can make music let’s work together to stop this pandemic